Monday, December 29, 2008

Franklin-Simpson 46 - Princeton (OH) 38

Greenwood Classic, Greenwood High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

About halfway through the second half I almost decided not to blog this game because I didn't want readers to think that I'm making excuses or taking up for my friend Jill Phillips, head coach of the Princeton Lady Vikings. I missed getting Coach Phillips a Christmas gift, but if I was going to get her a late one, I buy her this. Maybe I should buy her a nice Slip-and-Slide to go with the hosing her team took tonight against Franklin-Simpson.

I mean no ill will toward my good friend down in Franklin because I think they'll know that I've been a fan of the Lady Wildcats. A hosing is a hosing, though, and since Coach Phillips is a good friend, I have to label the game just as it was.

Now, I'm not making excuses. The Lady Vikings have to start hitting layups or its going to be a long season for them. They have to play better defense in the first half.

I told my friend before the game that the Lady Wildcats came within a heartbreak of winning the Sweet Sixteen last year, and Coach Phillips briefly coached in Kentucky and knows the significance of that tournament. She understood what I was saying, too. Franklin-Simpson is a team that has played and won big games and has the hunger of being so close to a championship.

Really, the Lady Wildcats controlled throughout the contest. They outscored Princeton in each of the four quarters. Princeton played them even in the second quarter, with each team scoring 10 points. Franklin-Simpson took a 20-19 lead into halftime.

There was a play from the first half that I want to point out because it exemplified good coaching and smart ball playing. A loose ball popped up into the air near mid-court, and Drea Gooch for Franklin-Simpson could have easily caught the ball in her own back court, but she would have been in the corner and easily trapped. Instead, she let the ball cross mid-court and then took possession of it. That's smart ball. She nullified any kind of trap and was able to create a play out of it. The play happened right in front of me, and my hat is off to Coach Lex Lindsey and Drea Gooch for such heady play.

My beef with this game was in the second half. To protect their legs, the Lady Vikings dropped back into a 3-2 zone and switched from that into a 2-1-2 and even a 1-3-1 zone. Franklin-Simpson, using sound strategy pressed Princeton throughout the half. With 1:43 left in the half, the officials had called seven fouls on Princeton and just two on Franklin-Simpson. I don't doubt that Princeton committed that many fouls, but I've never seen a pressing team commit just two fouls during a half. Franklin is good but not that good.

Franklin-Simpson won a tough fought game tonight, 46-38. The Lady Wildcats still only have one loss against 11 victories. Their one loss is to the Iroquois in the Lady Panther Classic at Pleasure Ridge Park. They are the team to beat in the Fourth Region this season, and the Road to Diddle runs right up 31-W through the city of Franklin, the finest little town in the South.

OBSERVATIONS

Good Fan Support: The Lady Wildcats have a throng of faithful fans. I'm sure some had a tough decision to make tonight with their boys team hosting their own tournament. They cheer hard, too. It was a good atmosphere.

Dancing with the Stars: Jill Phillips did a little dance on the court on Monday night demonstrating a proper layup to one of the officials. I think we can look for her on ABC in a few weeks. I haven't seen that kind of footwork out of Coach Phillips since she played at Georgia.

The Polar Express: I don't know the young lady's name, and I apologize. Number 30 for Princeton looks like the girl from the movie The Polar Express. I mean that as a compliment, too.

No Idea But Had to Include It: I just have to include a video about The Turtle Man. It has nothing to do with basketball, but I love Kentucky and her people. Watch and enjoy. I know a fellow in Hickman County, Kentucky, who noodles for catfish. I have an open invitation to go noodling with him sometime, but it takes a special kind of fortitude to do that kind of fishing. My friend says that it takes a "strong arm and a weak mind" to noodle catfish. The only way I'll go is if I can get Coach Phillips' professor husband to go with me.

Princeton (OH) 48 - Warren East 45 (Girls)

Greenwood Invitational, Greenwood High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

I planned to put Pick and Roll on hold for a week while I visited family at Christmas and painted a hallway, stairwell, and two rooms in my house. I was fooling myself by thinking that I could stay away from basketball games with time off from work. Plus, I've lost my television because Santa Claus brought my children a Wii. Yep, you're right. I've logged some time on Mario Kart, and my kids can beat the living daylights out of me on the boxing game. I still mouth them like I'm the Louisville Lip, and they look at me like I've lost my mind.

My good friend, Jill Phillips e-mailed me and said that she was bringing her Princeton (OH) Vikings team to Bowling Green for a Christmas tournament, there was no way I was going to miss her games. Well, I missed one because I was in Mayfield, but I caught up with her team when they played Warren East on Sunday night at Greenwood.

I was torn. I really like the Warren East girls team have enjoyed watching Ashley Rainey play ball over the past couple of seasons, but Coach Phillips and her husband are very good friends of mine. How good? They have spent weeks at our house at times, and the Mrs. and I have always enjoyed their company. I've even proofread parts of her husband's books. He's a big, fancy professor at a little place called the University of Cincinnati. His students tell me that his courses are "bunny" or "Mickey Mouse" and that they take them to boost their GPA.

Princeton opened the game with an active full court press, and I believe they hit their first six or seven shots. Warren East looked a little flustered by the defense but never lost their composure. When they adjusted to the pressure they rallied late in the quarter, and trimmed the lead to one, 14-13, at the end of the first.

Warren East outplayed Princeton in the second quarter. They hustled for loose balls, played good defense, and East started hitting their shots. Amy Barnett handled the defensive pressure well and got the ball up the court, and Rainey was able to score down low. I'm always surprised at how well Rainey handles the ball along the perimeter.

Princeton could not buy a bucket in the second quarter. They rushed their shots. They forced their shots by foolishly challenging Rainey in the paint with smaller players. They paid the price, too. The Lady Vikings scored only seven points in the second frame while coughing up 16 to the Lady Raiders. East took a 29-21 lead to the break.

I like defensive oriented ball teams. If a team commits to playing good defense every time they take the court, then they have a shot at winning every game they play. All teams have bad shooting nights, but no matter how small the hoop seems a team can play good defense. I believe that's the case with my friend's team. They had lapses on the defensive end on Sunday night, but they clamped down and played good defense in the second half of the contest. Their defense got them back in the game.

The Lady Vikings know when to spring a trap or to apply double team pressure in a full court press. They frustrated East and made the Lady Raiders turn over the basketball. By the end of the third quarter, Princeton cut the lead to five.

Warren East responded early in the fourth quarter and pushed their lead back out to eight. It wasn't looking good for my friend and her Lady Vikings, but I was glad to see one of my Fourth Region favorites doing well against a good team from the Cincinnati area. I should, however, mention that Princeton was without their best player, who was injured in their game against Greenwood. I can't remember her name but Ohio State has recruited her, and she is the core of the Lady Viking's squad (I don't have a roster for my friend's team, and I'm terrible with name. I sometimes call my little boy by the dog's name).

Princeton's defensive pressure started paying off for them late in the fourth quarter. With 1:10 left in the game, Princeton took their first lead -- 45-44 -- since early in the second quarter. Warren East was able to tie the game on a free throw and then gave Princeton two chances to win the game. First, Stalworth stole the ball and went flying toward the hoop for a layup, but she put the ball on the glass too hard. It bounced off, and Warren East went back the other way as time was running out.

I figured we were heading to overtime. Princeton forced another Lady Raider turnover and had the ball with about 4.5 seconds left. Coach Phillips called a timeout and went over a play to get the ball up the court. Stalworth took the inbound pass and dribbled past the time line. She went up for a shot, but a Lady Raider got her hand on the ball to block it. Stalworth clutched in the air, adjusted her shot, launched a 22 foot leaner, and hit nothing but net.

It's a heart breaker for Warren East.

My friend Coach Phillips is originally from Shelbyville, Tennessee, and played high school ball for Rick Insell (as a WKU fan I hiss every time I type or say his name). She has a beautiful, drawling Tennessee accent. She said, "Well, I guess I'm going to have to start coloring my hair" in reference to the dramatic ending to the ballgame. I asked her if the play unfolded like she diagrammed it during the timeout. Like any coach would claim she said, "Yep, exactly."

Princeton steals one from the locals, 48-45.

OBSERVATIONS

The Swamp: I've been in a lot of high school gyms, and Greenwood's is among the bottom feeders in the region. There is not enough room at either end of the court, so they have the Duke style "hang-down" goals, which is fine. However, the way they are mounted to the ceiling results in a cable that droops down over the goal. A ball hit that cable last night and altered a play. I've always noticed it and have anticipated it being a factor in a ballgame. I just hope it's never a factor in a district game some day. No offense, Greenwood fans, I hate that place. This is just a suggestion: put a small lobby at the entrance so that fans don't open the door right into the gym.

Pick and Roll Not Title IX Friendly?: I know my regular readers will be surprised to find a summary of a girls' game on here. I like girls basketball, but I only have so much time on my hands to attend and write about games. I default to boys basketball, and I really do apologize to fans of the ladies. I'm trying to do better.

The Fortitude of Coaches: I noticed that Coach Phillips loaded her team into two passenger vans for their trip to Culver's -- the tournament's primary sponsor. She and her staff have to look after a high school basketball team for four days and shuttle them about in vans. I know that all other coaches go through this. I don't think casual fans of the game realize what coaches go through and do for their teams.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Lone Oak 61 - Allen County-Scottsville 57

Time Piece Roundball Classic, Graves County High School, Mayfield, Kentucky

J. Trace Kirkwood

I sometimes surprise even myself with the games I end up watching. Although I grew up in Miami and Louisville, I have deep roots and strong ties to Mayfield, Kentucky. It has been the base of my family for over a century, and my parents are living out there retirement in the "Pearl of the Purchase." After celebrating Christmas with my in-laws, we trucked out Mayfield to celebrate the holiday with my parents. I picked up the Mayfield Messenger and discovered that our own Allen County-Scottsville Patriots were slated to play the Lone Oak Purple Flash on Saturday night.

I know the Purchase ain't the Pennyrile, but, by golly, it's a close cousin.

Let's see. Allen County brought their coaches, players, some fans, busses, equipment, basketball, uniforms, shoes, socks, and probably a credit card from the school system. What could they have left behind. Oh yeah. Their game.

High school basketball keeps me in a perpetual state of "what the heck?" The Patriots looked good against Bowling Green the other night even though they lost the ballgame. They looked like they could challenge for the Fourth Region title, so I was delighted to get an opportunity to watch them play a game or two against teams from other regions.

Lone Oak, a high school and community just outside of Paducah, started the season 3-1 with victories over Hickman County, St. Mary, and the Reidland Greyhounds, but they dropped the next six game to teams including Apollo, Louisville Moore, and North Hardin. They're a hard team to read.

Allen County opened the game like they came to play -- at this point I did not know they lost to University Heights earlier in the day. The Pats opened up a quick lead and had good ball movement on offense. I did notice that they depended upon the perimeter to get baskets because Lone Oak sagged down on Phillip Hayes. When they did get the ball into the big man, Lone Oak had no answer.

Allen County had a 14-9 lead at the end of the first quarter.

The Flash came alive in the second quarter. Their defense triggered their comeback, and they whittled into Allen County's lead. By the 4:54 mark, they led 18-16 with a 9-2 run. The Patriots looked tired while Lone Oak, who also played earlier in the day, was hitting their shots and playing active on both ends of the court.

Coach Scott Shelton benched Hayes for about the last three minutes of the half. I don't know if he was tired or if the coach was trying to get his attention. I do know that the Patriots needed him out there. Casey Napier, Joe Jeskie, and Anthony Graves are good perimeter players, but they need Hayes in the middle un-balancing the opponent's defense.

Lone Oak took a 26-22 lead to the locker room by outscoring the Pats 17-8 in the second frame.

Allen County continued to look out-of-synch in the third quarter. The Flash, led by Cameron Tillet, Jamrielle Brown, and Josh Byrd continued to fill the passing lanes and frustrate Allen County on the defensive end, and they hit big baskets, allowing Lone Oak to hold onto a seven point lead at the end of the third quarter.

Allen County's lackadaisacal play showed up again in the fourth quarter, giving every indication that they were tired. I know two games in one day is difficult, and maybe it is hard at this time of the year. Everyone knows that in order to win a Sweet Sixteen championship a team must be able to play and win two games on Saturday. I don't see Lone Oak making much of a challenge in the First Region, so if the Patriots are going to challenge in the Fourth, they have to be able to tangle with these types of teams even when they're tired. I know Coach Shelton knows that.

Lone Oak extended their lead to 12 at one point during the Fourth Quarter. With 3:30 left in the game, Coach Shelton called a timeout, grouped his team around him, and started giving them something other than Christmas greetings. He wasn't apologizing for being late with his Christmas cards. I don't know what he said to his team, but he needed more time. He called two more timeouts.

I've never seen a coach do that.

Phillip Hayes pushed over a chair during the "Mother of All Timeouts." Mr. Hayes found a cozy spot on the bench and stayed there for the rest of the contest.

Allen County made a gallant run late in the fourth, led by the active and athletic play of Kevin Bunton. With 9.1 seconds left the Pats cut the lead to three points and had a shot at winning the game. The Flash held them off and won 61-57.

OBSERVATIONS

Great Gymnasium: Graves County High School is a great place to watch a basketball game. The stands are steep and close to the floor and include plenty of chairbacks on the home side. The concessions are good. I hate to say it, but it outclasses all but one gym in the Fourth Region. Bowling Green's "arena" rivals "The Eagles Nest," but it lacks the endzone seating of Graves County's.

Careful For What You Wish: Last week I complained about the bitterly cold weather. Saturday in Mayfield featured 72 degree weather and some sunshine. At game time, a vicious line of storms pounded their way through the Jackson Purchase, and fans discovered how badly the entrances to the Eagles Nest leak. I enjoyed the balmy weather but not the monsoon.

The Pearl of the Purchase: That's an old nickname for Mayfield. I mentioned earlier that I have strong ties to the city. I used to spend a good portion of each summer between 1970 and 1980 either in Mayfield or on my grandmother's farm near Fancy Farm. It was/is a second home to me. I used to pedal an old bicycle all over that town and came to know a lot of its residents. I'll probably get e-mail about this, but Mayfield has fallen on hard times. It's just not the same place from my childhood. It sort of makes me sad.

There's some good places to eat in Mayfield. Carr's Barbecue Barn and Hill's Barbecue are both very good. If you have a place to go eat it, Larry, Darrel and Darrel's is also very good. When you get barbecue in Mayfield, don't be surprised if they smash it down to look like a hockey puck. Trust me. I work for the government. It's good! Ace's Pizza is good, especially their meatball sandwich. There's also a doughnut shop just north of the town on U.S. 45 that has fantastic doughnuts. If you go early in the morning the things are too hot to eat.

I'd write more about Graves County High School, but my family are all Mayfield alumni and they'll disown me.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Bowling Green 63 - Allen County Scottsville 62

Citizens First Classic, Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

There's no love lost between Bowling Green and Allen County-Scottsville. Current Bowling Green coach, D.G. Sherrill, used to coach the Patriots and some in Allen County feel like the Purples stole him away them. Maybe some were glad to see him pack up his office and head north on U.S. 231. I don't know. The rivalry of these two teams date back to the days when Jim McDaniels swooped up and down the hardwood for Allen County-Scottsville. I was glad to see the two teams tangling for the championship of the Citizens First Classic.

Bowling Green entered the game with only one loss, a one point heartbreaker against the Glasgow Scotties. Allen County rolled into the game with an undefeated record and a hard fought, double overtime victory over Madison Central on the first night of the tournament. I could sense that these two teams were going to go toe-to-toe for 32 or more minutes to haul home the tournament trophy.

The Allen County faithful really turned out for the ballgame, and they were in full voice from beginning to end. They made it fun. There's a female Patriot fan who can whistle nearly as loudly as I can (I've developed a New York taxi cab hailing whistle that can be heard up to a mile away). An old farmer once told me, "A whistling woman and a crowing hen often meet the same fate." I always loved how well Donna Douglas, who portrayed Elly May Clampett, could whistle.

The first quarter set the tone for the entire ballgame. Bowling Green's full court pressure worked well, and the Purples, once again, had everything clicking on their transition game. The Patriots regrouped and charged back at Bowling Green. Both teams played kind of sloppy, but that's because neither teams' defense backed down. They played physical basketball and, at times, rough. The officials called 11 fouls in the first quarter, and it wasn't a case of over-officiating, either.

I was real impressed with ACS's center, Phillip Hayes. He's big, strong, and surprisingly mobile for his size. He's not a stand around center on defense or when it comes to rebounding. He has a hand in a lot of plays, and he can move away from the basket on defense, too. He has a soft touch around the basket and good hands. Bowling Green had a narrow 16-13 lead at the end of the first quarter.

The second quarter was just as physical as the first. The Purples pushed the lead to eight at one point, but Allen County responded and cut the lead to three on one of the best plays I've seen in a high school basketball game in a long time. The Patriots' Kevin Bunton received an alley-oop pass from the corner and jammed it through the basket to make the score 35-32 late in the quarter.

Bunton is one of those last names that stirs the soul of longtime high school basketball fans in this state. It is one of Louisville's basketball dynasty names like Unseld, Eaves, and Macklin. Bill Bunton played for Male High School and later another school on Brook Street called the University of Louisville. If I remember right, he had a brother named Bob, who also played for Male High. Granville Bunton played high school ball in Louisville and later was a rebounding wizard at WKU. Cypheus Bunton played at Western High School and became a fan favorite at Western like his Uncle Granville. As a Louisvillian when I see "Bunton" I think, "athletic, quick, smart, and good."

Kevin Bunton didn't have a real good game, but I believe he has the attributes of his namesakes. I wonder if he is related somehow. He certainly has the elevation because earlier in the quarter he went up to block a shot, and looked like his hand was near the top of the box. If I had to guess, I'd say Bunton is 6'3".

The Purples got another bucket at the close of the first half and took a 37-32 lead to the locker room.

Allen County came opened the third quarter by breaking the Bowling Green press with good ball handling and crisp passes. They frustrated the Purples with their own brand of pressure defense and exposed some of the ballhandling weaknesses of this year's Purples. Charlie Williams is Bowling Green's best ball handler, but he dribbles into to trouble too often.

Bowling Green held on, though, with good perimeter play and tenacious play on the boards, despite Hayes' size and presence in the paint.

The third quarter featured another funny incident involving a referee absolutely blowing a call. Three Purples tussled for a rebound and bounced the ball out-of-bounds right in front of one of the officials. He blew his whistle and shouted, "WHITE BALL!" It was the wrong call. I guess the other official didn't see the play. The Allen County fans were unhinged because it happened right in front of them. The official came over to talk to Patriot Coach Scott Shelton, and the Bowling Green fans encouraged him that he made the right call.

That's not the funny part. James Brandenburg from WBKO Channel 13 was shooting video at the end of the court where the questionable call was made. When the crowd quieted down some wag on the Allen County side yelled, "We'll watch it on Channel 13 tonight!" while pointing at Mr. Brandenburg. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.

Bowling Green held their five point lead at the end of three, 55-50.

The game had the feel of a district or regional tournament game. It had an air of March Madness to it. It was great.

Allen County-Scottsville has earned a reputation in this early season as being a "fourth quarter team." They opened the quarter earning their reputation. Hayes slashed the lane for a nice tomahawk dunk. Kevin Bunton followed that play up with a basket and a foul. He drained the free throw, and the game was knotted at 55 with 6:42 left.

The fourth quarter was a defensive struggle. Both teams played hard. Allen County played like a team determined to keep its undefeated season. Bowling Green played like a team determined to knock an undefeated rival. Ordinarily if a game featured just 15 points scored over a 6:42 span, I'd say it was ugly. The two defense locked down their defenses and played to win the game.

Allen County took a 62-61 lead late in the game, but Bowling Green scored late to take a one point lead. The Patriots had a chance to win the game with just a few second left, but as they brought the ball up Tevin Barksdale picked the guard's pocket. Time ran out as he made his way back up the court.

Bowling Green grabbed the win and the championship with a 63-62 victory. I'm anxious to see the welcome the Purples get when they play in Scottsville on January 12th.

OBSERVATIONS

Another Donkey Chasm: Folks, if you're going to drop the verbal "A-Bomb" on a coach, make sure you know who is sitting nearby. Try to refrain from it if their are children present. Try to figure out if the lady sitting behind you is the coach's wife. If your the parent of a player and not satisfied with the coach try talking to the coach, the athletic director, or the even the principal about your complaint. Coaches are big and tough and emotionally equipped for the name calling. Wives and daughters are not. Another piece of advice: pay attention to Southwest Airlines ads.

All Tournament Team:

D.J. Ray -- Bowling Green
Cameron "Big Man" Clemmons -- Louisville Doss
Kevin Bunton -- Allen County-Scottsville
Lamont Graham -- Louisville Doss
Phil "Not Purple" Hayes -- Allen County-Scottsville
Curtis "Boom Boom" Washington -- Elizabethtown
Chris Ulis -- Elizabethtown
Vic Smith -- Bowling Green
Charlie Williams -- Bowling Green

Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! Mele Kalikimaka!and Happy Hanukkah: You won't find any "happy holidays" stuff on the Pick and Roll. I'll leave everyone with one of my favorite Christmas songs from Robert Earl Keene.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Louisville Doss 63 - Madison Southern 52

Citizens First Classic, Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

I always try to be honest with my readers. I stayed for this game after Bowling Green's game, but I should have gone home. I didn't take many notes because I was tired. As soon as I finished my work day (my real job that kind of pays), I gulped down some supper, corralled the kids, and headed for the gym. It's hard for me to leave basketball games. Junkies probably have an easier time leaving heroin dens and drunks are better at leaving bar stools than I am leaving a good game of hoops. I've tried a 12 Step program but can't do it without dribbling.

Memory Alert!!

I haven't seen the Doss Dragons play for nearly 30 years. When I was a freshman at Male High, we played at Doss. Steve Sargeant was our point guard and Winston Bennett was a sophomore and on his way to being an All-American at Male and later a small school in Lexington called "Kentucky." Doss whipped out a nasty full court press that left the Bulldogs desperately confused. At one point Bennett had the ball in the corner and tried to throw over Doss's basket to Sargeant, who was begging for the ball. He looped the pass, and hit nothing but net. Two points for Doss scored by Winston Bennett.

I was surprised to learn that Dwight Bransford dragged his Dragons into Bowling Green without a victory, but those guys have taken on Male (this time they lost), Iroquois, Paul Dunbar, and George Rogers Clark. They beat Hart County on Sunday and faced a 4-1 Madison Southern team on Monday night.

Doss controlled the entire game and steadily pulled away from Madison Southern. The Dragons had a three point lead at the end of the first quarter, 18-15, and had a 33-35 lead at the half. At the end of the third quarter they had a ten point, 48-38, lead and won the game 63-52. At times during the game the Eagles could not buy a basket. They got easy shots in the paint, and the ball rattled around on the rim and bounced into the Doss players' hands. I don't have the stats, but I'm guessing that Doss controlled the boards by a wide margin.

In the fourth quarter, it even seemed like Doss was trying to give the game to Madison Southern, but the Eagles could never capitalize. They pulled within eight, and had three possessions in which they could have cut the lead to six. They just couldn't get over that hump, and Coach Shane Butry's players were terribly frustrated at the end.

Madison Southern had a tough player named Carrington Roberts who could work his way inside and had a nice soft touch from about 10 feet. He was unafraid of the big men in the paint. I love those kinds of players.

It was nice having visitors from the Sixth and Eleventh regions.

OBSERVATIONS

Nice P.A. Coach: I thought for a second that David Allen Coe had snuck into the gym at Bowling Green to announce the lineups for the Doss-Madison Southern game. It was actually D.G. Sherrill, who was doing double duty as the public address announcer. He may be the first P.A. announcer from Fredonia, Kentucky.

Good Genes?: I noticed that Doss has a kid named Demeatric Unseld on the team. I wonder if he's related to Wes Unseld.

Bowling Green 81 - Townsend (TN) 54

Citizens First Classic, Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

Early in the season I'm frustrated by the lack of rosters and programs. I don't have the same access the "real media" has, so I have a tough time coming up with players names and a tougher time coming up with stats.

Hmmm. Townsend High School? I once camped near Townsend a couple of years ago. That may be all I can tell you about their basketball team. I hate that, and I refuse to identify players only by their numbers. I talked to one of the organizers of the Citizens First Classic about the lack of programs (the tournament had a good program last year) and he said, "When teams don't send me rosters, I can't put together a program."

Bowling Green and Townsend matched each other throughout the first half of the game. Townsend opened a listless, but the coach (I have no idea what his name is, but for the sake of this entry I'll call him "Bobby") blistered his team during an early timeout. He screamed, "Where's your fire?" People shifted in their seats a little and starting looking around at each other in a nervous sort of way. Somebody asked me, "Do you think he's gonna throw a chair?"

His tongue lashing worked? They picked up their defense and started executing their offense, and they made a run back at Bowling Green. The first quarter ended with the two teams tied at 17. My father would say, "Eight minutes in and nothing accomplished."

I noticed that the point guard for Townsend played in some sort of agonizing pain. I thought he had abdominal cramps from maybe eating too much Split Tree Barbecue before the game. Another soul speculated that he had a broken rib, and another thought maybe he had a broken rib. Who knows? The kid was in pain, but "Bobby" didn't take him out of the game. Maybe the kid was determined to play.

The two teams played even through the second quarter and looked like the half would end with the score tied at 34. Bowling Green got a late turnover but missed a layup as the time expired. However, one of the officials called a foul on Townsend, which allowed Bowling Green to take a 36-34 lead to the locker room.

A Townsend fan shouted at the referee, "No one would make that call in a thousand year." I thought it was a bad call, too, but our friendly Vol neighbors need to keep the football south of the border. It doesn't translate well onto the hardwood.

Bowling Green dominated the second half. Joe "Automatic" Gorman had the longshot working, and the entire Purples team had their transition game clicking. They kept stretching the lead by hitting baskets, layups, and playing tough defense. They held Townsend to five third quarter points while scoring 22. By the end of the quarter Townsend players' tongues were wagging.

Bowling Green continued their tough defense throughout the fourth quarter. D.J. Ray, Vic Smith, and Dominique Britt all played tight full court defense. Charlie Williams stayed active at the top of the 2-2-1 defense. Townsend didn't have a chance.

At one point, Townsend's coach pulled a kid out of the game, and when the kid got to the bench, he yelled, "You don't know what you're doing out there." He continued, but I don't feel like I have to transcribe the entire dialog.

The player's mother yelled from the stands, "Quit embarrassing my boy you..." Well, I have my standards on the Pick and Roll. She suggested that maybe he was a chasm full of donkeys. I will say this. The coach yelled at his players, perhaps to excess, but I never heard him use foul language. My wife always gets upset when she hears a coach yell at players. I always tell her, "It takes a thick skin to be an athlete." In my short and pathetic football career I thought a face mask was a handle for coaches to hold while they yelled at me.

I must point out that I've rarely heard James Haire at Elizabethtown yell at his players, and few could argue with his success.

I hate to do this to Joe Gorman, but the folks around the Fourth Region must learn to keep him from squaring up to the basket when he has the ball. Once his shoulders are square to the hoop he'll ring teams up every time. It's automatic.

Bowling Green won 81-54.

OBSERVATIONS

Whatever Happened to Pep Bands?: I know it's a Christmas tournament (refuse to use "holiday") and that bands won't be in attendance, but I miss the era of the pep bands. Even if the pep band is in the stands, they spend most of the time sitting there. Now, fans have to listen to horrible music played too loudly over the public address system. I know that youngster don't communicate verbally anymore, but some of us still use our voices and ears. I guess you can "txt mssg" through any amount of noise. I think at Bowling Green High they crank the loud music to force people out of the gym and to the concession stand. The years of travel have robbed me of good hearing, so when someone tries to talk to me over blaring music they sound like Charlie Brown's teacher. That's my crotchety old curmudgeon moment.

Frigid Cold: I don't know about everyone else, but I've had enough of the cold weather. I'm a native of South Florida, so I have thin blood. Christmas in Miami meant putting on t-shirts and cut-offs and playing football in the front yard with mi amigos, Jorge Gonzalez, Roberto DeLafia, Antonio Santana. I didn't know there was a world north of Lake Okeechobee and didn't realize it had to be cold to snow. That reality hit me when my family moved to Kentucky. Well, I can't find any good links to Cuban Christmas music, so I'll just link to Bing Crosby singing Mele Kalikimaka with the Andrews Sisters. I hope that will warm everyone.

Verbal Defense: Dominique Britt displayed some of the best "verbal defense" I've seen in a long time. He went started setting up a trap against a Townsend player and sounded as if he was barking at the kid. I laughed. I hear fans complain about trash talking and the like, but on the whole I think ballplayers -- of all sports -- are quiet these days. Heck, they're almost mute. We chattered all the time, especially playing baseball. Sometimes barking at an opponent can confuse them. THIS is for you Mr. Britt.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Elizabethtown 56 - Graves County 43

Citizens First Classic, Bowing Green High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

Oh, let's see. Christmas shopping is done. The temperature was equivalent to the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve (ANWR). I had tickets to WKU's ballgame and passes to the Citizens First Classic. Tough decision here. What should I do with a Sunday afternoon? BASKETBALL!

After church I spent part of the afternoon wrapping Christmas gifts. I wrapped my wife's gifts: thigh master, vacuum cleaner, frying pan, work boots, a framed photograph of me and the Hooters girls at Talladega (I had such a nice smile), and some new dish rags. Boy! She's going to be surprised when she rips into those presents. Anyway, we made our way to Diddle Arena to watch a game at 4 p.m. After the Hilltoppers woke up in the second half and put Alabama A&M away, we headed over to Bowling Green High to watch some more basketball. One game is just never enough.

I caught parts of two games, but I'll get to those later. I caught the complete game between Elizabethtown and Graves County. Now, I had to make a tough decision -- sort of like deciding between getting my wife the work boots or diamond earrings for Christmas -- because Allen County Scottsville played Madison Central in the auxillary gym at the same time. I didn't want to short change the fine folks in the Fifth Region, who are loyal readers, so I stuck with Elizabethtown.

I was stunned to see that James Haire's 2008-09 edition of the Panthers had a 1-5 record heading into this tournament and their game with the Graves County Eagles. When I looked over their schedule I noticed that they Male High, Greenwood (their only win), Adair County, Taylor County, and Grayson County. That's a pretty tough opening to a season, especially when you only have three seniors on your squad.

Coach Haire has a new player this year, a big kid named Curtis Washington, who transferred from John Hardin. I don't have any rosters or programs, so I'm taking a stab at this: He looks like he's about 6'8" with a B-52 style wingspan.

On the other hand, Graves County rolled into the game with five seniors, led by Cassidy McAlpin, and a 5-1 record. Their only loss was to Massac, Illinois, at the Marshall County Hoopfest earlier in December.

Both teams opened the game cold, and the small crowd only added to the lethargic nature of the play. I sat and wondered what was going on between the two unbeaten teams playing in the other gym. Graves County had a 10-8 lead on E-town at the end of the first quarter.

The Panthers picked up their defense in the second quarter and held Graves County to just five points. E-town threw a tricky little 2-1-2 zone defense with Washington in the middle at the Eagles, but Coach Haire never settles on just one defense. It seemed like they switched defenses on every possession. Graves County sleepwalked through the second frame. I was impressed with Cassidy McAlpin for the Eagles. He has good post moves and was the only guy for Graves County who played like he wanted to win a ballgame.

In the second quarter, Curtis Washington took a 14 foot jumpshot. Play stopped and the gym was quiet. Coach Haire got the attention of his big man and shouted, "Don't do it again!" The admonished young man shook his head with an unspoken "Yes, sir." I got a laugh out of that.

E-town took a 22-15 lead to the locker room.

The third quarter was nearly all Elizabethtown. The entire team played better defense, and point guard Jack Goblirsh picked up his game. I liked his tenacity, but the officials were not happy with him for some reason. I suspect his mouth had him in trouble. I don't mean anything bad by that because if I were choosing-up sides off that squad, Jack would be the first kid I'd take.

The Panthers held a 39-26 lead heading into the final frame.

Graves County finally picked up their game late in the fourth quarter. Senior guard, Tevin Hill found his game and started attacking Elizabethtown's defense. Late in the game, Hill hit the front end of a pair of free throws but missed the second attempt. He got his own rebound, put the ball up and in, and was also fouled. He hit the free throw and had his Eagles to within eight points, 49-41. Graves County could only muster two more points, while the Panthers scored seven more.

The Panthers notched their second victory on the season, and Terry Birdsong's squad left the court wondering what the heck happened out there. Graves County should figure into the mix in the First Region. They have a good team, but they have to find some inner intensity to beat teams like Elizabethtown, which has played at a very high level for the entire early season.

OTHER GAMES:

Bowling Green 92 - North Hardin Christian 52: I walked into this game at halftime and saw that the Purples were up by 37 points. I looked at the other team's uniforms, and all I could see was "North Hardin." I thought, "Man alive. The Purples are putting this kind of beatdown on a Ron Bevars squad?" I looked for Coach Bevars, who I figured would have peeled the purple paint from Bowling Green's auxillary gym. Then, I realized it was North Hardin CHRISTIAN. I don't have much to say about this game except that I shared a bag of Purpcorn with my little boy.

Allen County-Scottsville 74 - Madison Central 72 (OT): This is the game I DIDN'T attend to see Elizabethtown play. I figured that I'll see Allen County play several times this season, blah, blah, blah. O.K. I was kicking myself for missing this ballgame. These two teams are for real and both were undefeated prior to Sunday night. I wish I had more to say about it. I saw the end of regulation and the overtime. All of it was exciting, and I'm glad to see that the Fourth Region team walked away with the victory.

In the preseason, all the local sports pundits were asked to rank the best teams in the Fourth Region. I don't remember anyone, including myself, mentioning Allen County-Scottsville. Now, that I've seen the Patriots, I want to revise any predictions I made. They are good, athletic, and play with serious intensity. They are now 8-0 and have dispatched, Franklin-Simpson, Greenwood, Warren East, Barren County, and now Madison Central on their way to an undefeated record.

OBSERVATIONS:

Purples Going Green?: I guess to conserve energy, Bowling Green High School is not using several lights in the auxillary gym. With the lacking lighting and the Purple walls I felt like Ronnie Milsap walking into that place. Hey, Coach Sherrill! I know you are a proponent of energy independence, but this is taking it to extreme.

Grew in Da'House!: It was good to see Steffphon Pettigrew cheering on his alma mater on Sunday night. He had fellow Hilltoppers Orlando Mendez-Valdez and Mike Walker in his posse.

Children of Kentucky: My wife puts out a toy Nativity scene on a table beside our Christmas tree every year. Earlier in the day I found my daughter and son playing with the figures from that set. I asked them what they were playing, expecting a religious themed game, and they answered, "Basketball." So, I looked at the table, and I think they had the wise men and shepherds in a 2-2-1 full court press. It looked like they had the baby Jesus playing the post on offense, so I suggested that they move him to point guard. I figured he would know where everyone was on the court. They also had an old dry erase board from my office (I work at home) and were drawing up plays. One looked like an impossible five man weave. I put it on paper and faxed it to Darrin Horn down in South Carolina.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Bowling Green 51 - Franklin-Simpson 49

Bowling Green High School, Bowling Green, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

It started out looking like a very long night for the Bowling Green Purples. Franklin-Simpson opened the game with a sticky defense that forced the Purples into turnovers and forced shots and generally sloppy play. The Wildcats were up 9-0 just two and a half minutes into the game, and they eventually expanded the lead to to two touchdowns -- 14-0. Finally, Joe Gorman broke the ice for the Purps with a three pointer, and Bowling Green played their way back into the game before the end of the first quarter. After holding a 14 point lead, Franklin found themselves clinging to a 20-12.

In the second quarter Bowling Green used its defense to outplay the Wildcats. The forced Franklin into a series of bad possessions that included a 10 second call, a five second call, and turnovers on bad passes. Bowling Green's press is not smothering, but it is constant. It frustrated Franklin throughout the ballgame, and if you throw out the first five minutes of this game, the Purples outplayed their opponent through the remainder of the contest.

Bowling Green outscored Franklin 19-14 in the second frame to cut the lead to three at 34-31.

The Purples held F-S to just nine points in the third quarter, but they could only muster 10 points themselves. They opened nearly as ice cold as they opened the ballgame. They seemed to be stuck on 31, but by the end of the frame the hosts were behind by only two points, 43-41.

Franklin-Simpson looked tired in the fourth quarter, and I think that is directly attributable to the effectiveness of Bowling Green's nearly constant pressure. Again, the Purples' defenders pressed after turnovers and missed shots, and they did it a lot better than they did against Glasgow a week ago. Franklin didn't get any cheap baskets like the Scotties did.

Bowling Green didn't get their first lead in this game until 1:02 left in the contest, when they hit a layup to make it 49-47. Franklin tied the ballgame with just a few seconds on the clock, but the Purples got the ball back up the court in a hurry. They moved the ball around an active and seemingly desperate Wildcat defense. I thought they made one pass too many, but they scooped the ball into D.J. Ray, who was low on the blocks. Ray released the ball on a "gimme" layup just before the time expired and the ball bounced through the hoop. The home team won 51-49. It was an exciting end to otherwise ugly game.

OBSERVATIONS

Chip and Dale: I used to laugh at the "Chip and Dale" cartoons when they were so polite to one another that they couldn't get anything done. For awhile on Friday night I thought that Bowling Green and Franklin-Simpson were trying to give each other the ballgame like Chip and Dale. Neither team seemed to want to win it. One side threw the ball out-of-bounds and the other obliged with a turnover.

Poncho Wright Award: Eric Smith shoots rainbow jump shots from a kind of funny looking release. I've heard people call this type of shot a "rainmaker" because it knocks moisture out of the clouds. Back during the Doctors of Dunk era at Louisville they had a player named Poncho Wright, who could shoot the ball with the best. Poncho had a high-arching, rainmaker jump shot and was deadly from the corner. I've always said that it's too bad Poncho played prior to the three-point shot in college basketball. Eric Smith's shots remind me of Wright's. Eric even has a high arc on his free-throws.

Courtney Dalcourt Watch: He's the best athlete in this part of the state. He's better football player than basketball player, but his athletic ability is unmatched. He's big and fast and strong. I've lost track of who is recruiting him for football, but my guess is that a 1-AA program is going to make a steal. I may be his biggest fan.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Glasgow 75 - Bowling Green 74

Glasgow High School, Glasgow, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

Man! It feels good to be back in the saddle. After a weekend of pressing the couch watching Lonesome Dove while trying to shake the mother of all colds, I was pretty ramped up to be headed to a high school basketball game. It was a beautiful drive under a huge full moon on my way to Glasgow. The moon was so bright that I believe I could have made the drive without using the truck's headlights.

I had no idea what to expect out of this game. Glasgow is re-tooled with former UofL player, Jeff Hall, as head coach, and his son Cameron Hall is also on the squad. Bowling Green lost players like D.L. Moore and Jared Carpenter, but D.G. Sherrill has opened up his offense this season with an emphasis on perimeter play. The only thing I knew is that it would be different from a Glasgow-Bowling Green from last season.

The Fourth Region better beware of this pack of dogs in Glasgow. Think of President Bush's dog Barney's recent behavior when you think of this year's edition of these snippy little terriers. I'm not trying to make a case that the Scotties are going to win the Fourth Region, but they will figure into the final outcome of the standings. Last season Glasgow finished with a mediocre 16-13 record and was sub .500 in the region. They made it to the regional tournament but got bounced in the first round by Russell County.

I was unable to track down the scoring tonight, but Cameron Hall, who is a 6'1" junior, will emerge as the best shooter in the Fourth Region this year. He can shoot from nearly anywhere on the court and has a nose for the basket when he needs to drive into the lane. Matched with the shooting of Craig Mosier, the Scotties will bite more than just Rueters reporters in January and February.

I have to admit that I arrived late to the ballgame. It's hard for me to make it to games that start at 6:00 p.m., especially when they are in another city. Last season I promised Ricky Mudd that I would make a game at Glasgow, and I never did, so I decided to kick this Pick and Roll season off with a visit to the Dog Pound. I got to see a good game.

The Purples are going to press a lot this season. They have a sweet 2-2-1 zone press that works well when the players committ to making it work. They also like to press after missed shots and even turnovers. Bowling Green has one major flaw when they press after missed baskets: no one gets back on defense. They gave up too many easy baskets to Glasgow. It cost them the ballgame.

Bowling Green's Joe Gorman didn't see a lot of playing time last season, but he was on the court a lot on Friday night. The kid can flat out shoot three point shots. He cannot be left open if he's along the arc between the baseline and the free throw line. He's nearly automatic from out there, and he nailed some key shots in the first half.

The game was knotted at 31 at halftime.

Astraddle halftime was a devestating run by the Scotties. With just a few minutes left in the second quarter Bowling Green had a 28-20 lead on the home team. An 11-3 run by Glasgow tied it, but the Scotties continued their run after halftime. They stretched it to a 20-5 run and had a 40-33 lead in the third. By the end of the quarter, the Purples had closed within three -- 56-53.

Bowling Green made a gutsy run in the fourth quarter and actually outscored Glasgow 21-19 in the final frame. It wasn't enough. Plus, the Purples missed critical free throws down the stretch. They had two opportunities to tie the ballgame with just a few seconds left, but two different players -- Eric Smith and Tevin Barksdale -- missed sets of double bonus free throws. It was a killer, and the Scotties take a big win on their home court.

Glasgow's run on either side of halftime is what killed Bowling Green.

OBSERVATIONS

Welcome Back: Everyone should welcome Jeff Hall back to the Fourth Region. A lot of people are going to pull the welcome mat in after they see how well his boy can shoot the basketball. No amount of pressure will stop him. He could shoot the ball with a piece of plywood held up in front of his face. I'm guessing that Cameron Hall will get the Fourth Region's "Newcomer of the Year" award, and the Scotties will be the most improved team from last year.

Brian Asberry Welcoming Committee Chairman?: When I was a senior in high school in 1984 a friend of mine and my brother's had just graduated from WKU. He was working for the Courier-Journal and invited me to go with him to the Louisville-Western game at Freedom Hall. He had some really good seats that put us just a few rows from the court. We both wore red hooded sweatshirts that had massive block letters reading W.K.U. on the fronts. At some point in the game Western's Brian Asberry, always one of the Hilltopper's enforcers, took exception to Jeff Hall's defense and maybe his mouth. I don't know. As Asberry trotted up the court he delivered a vicious forearm shivver to Hall's face. Hall crumpled to the court near the jump circle while the Louisville faithful went wild with anger. For a few moments I thought I was going to die at the hands of irate Cardinals fans. They were looking to express their grievance with Mr. Asberry to anyone wearing WKU clothing.

To any UofL fans that might remember yelling at me I want to inform you that what you all collectively suggested to us is physically impossible to do. The Cardinals won that game, but it didn't turn out too well for the little red birds from Louisville this season. So! Right back at ya, Louisville fans!

Good to be Back: I tried to write about some football this year, but it didn't work out. I love high school football, but my family are fair weather friends. If I go to football games, I usually have to go alone, especially after it turns cool. I travel a lot during the week, so I was spending too much time away from my family. Although they didn't go tonight, I usually have no trouble getting the wife and kids to go to a basketball game. They love the hoops.

Please post comments. If you think I'm wrong about something, call me on it. I'm a big boy, so you're not going to hurt my feelings, and there is no way I can see everything correctly from the stands. Remember. I'm not a reporter. I'm just a fan with a computer and some time on my hands. I hope everyone enjoys Season II of the Pennyrile Pick and Roll.

Monday, December 8, 2008

The Busy and the Sickly

I want to apologize to the Pick and Roll faithful and any new readers combing through this blog. I intended to go to a couple of games this past weekend, but a really bad chest cold set in on me keeping me out of the gymnasiums. I've also been on the road for work a lot, so I haven't been to any games. I'm planning to get back on the horse this week, though.

One of the problems I have is that my own kids are starting to play basketball. I have to haul them to practices. I just don't understand where they get their passion for basketball.

I'm still at it, so don't think this blog is dead. It's just struggling along right now.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Bowling Green 49 - Franklin-Simpson 34

By J. Trace Kirkwood

Two very gutsy teams put every physical ability they had on the field at El Donaldson Stadium in Bowling Green, Kentucky, last night. The visiting Wildcats rolled up U.S. 31-W with a team full of athletes that includes two of the best in the state with Courtney Dalcourt and Patrick Flippin. Bowling Green stood its ground with one of the strongest back field runners I've seen at the high school level with Tevin Barksdale.

I was excited because Frankin-Simpson had the attitude that they didn't care that Louisville Trinity is the only team to beat Bowling Green at home in the past several years. They took the field to win the game and not cower at the Purples' tradition. The Wildcats did what any good street fighter has to do to win a well-matched fight: come out and pop the big guy right in the nose and hope that he doesn't get mad enough to kill you.

Franklin's Hayden Williams picked off a J.P. Jackson pass about three-and-a-half minutes into the game in Bowling Green territory. Courtney Dalcourt found Brandon Kinnaird with a touchdown pass, and the Wildcats took a quick 7-0 lead on the Purples.

The Wildcats had an opportunity to take a two touchdown lead, but their drive fizzled in the worst sort of way late in the quarter. I won't "if" things because football is filled with important plays, ones where the momentum of the game shifts. Late in the first, Bowling Green seemed surprised by Franklin's tenacity and possibly with Dalcourt's superb athletic ability. Everything seemed to be going for the Wildcats. Dalcourt connected on a downfield pass that would've netted a first down with Franklin heading into the Purples' end of the field. However, a holding call brought the ball back. Instead of it being first and ten near the 50 (I can't remember where the play had ended, and I apologize) their next play started deep in their own territory with a 2nd down and 20.

The Wildcats couldn't get the first down.

Bowling Green got the ball back and finished the first quarter with a touchdown pass from Jackson to Zack Williams.

I have no way of knowing if the holding call ended a Franklin-Simpson drive and touchdown, after all, the Wildcats had two more downs to get a fresh set of downs. I just feel like if they punched another touchdown on the Purples and made it 14-0, they would've had a pretty good shot at winning the ballgame.

That's the beauty of football, though. In basketball it's hard to measure what a foul or a lost ball does to a team, but in football the mistake is measured out in one yard hash marks. After a penalty, when the referee puts the ball down on the grass, the fans can see "we are here and we could've been there."

It was tied at 7 at the end of the first.

Each team scored a touchdown in the second quarter. Bowling Green's Tevin Barksdale made one of the most impressive touchdown runs I've seen with a spinning, tackle breaking 48 yard rumble into the endzone. Barksdale showed everyting a running back needs to be good in that run. He showed agility by avoiding tackles and his own blockers by spinning like a springtime cyclone. He showed strength by busting through tackles. He showed speed by flying through Franklin's backfield.

Franklin's defense probably felt a little like a trailer park in April after that run.

The Wildcats didn't back down. That's why I like Tim Schlosser's team so much. They answered with a drive and touchdown with 4:50 left in the half. The teams went to halftime tied at 14 a piece.

Bowling Green opened the second half with a 24 yard touchdown pass from Jackson to Barksdale. The Wildcats blocked the point after attempt, and for awhile I thought it might prove critical to the game. That left the door open for Franklin to take a lead possibly win a close game. And, Franklin responded with a touchdown and a point after to take the lead 21-20 with 4:37 left in the third quarter.

Their lead was short lived because Bowling Green answered with at touchdown at the 1:53 mark in the quarter. The Purples opted for a the two-point conversion. Jackson dropped back and made a short pass into the endzone where a gang of Purples and Wildcats were clustered in line with the right hashmarks. I couldn't count how many times the ball was tipped, but it ended up in the hands of Tevin Barksdale. The Purps slammed shut the door the blocked extra point left open.

The Purples' first possession of the final quarter featured a long drive and a J.P. Jackson keeper into the endzone. Jackson did a superb job of faking a hand-off. I bought it. The Wildcat defenders bought it. I was convinced he handed the ball off to Barksdale, and I think for a split second J.P. Jackson was the only person in Donaldson Stadium that knew he had the ball.

Bowling Green was up 35-21.

Franklin-Simpson looked tired. That's what the big lineman for Bowling Green does to teams. They wear them down. Even though the Wildcats looked fatigued, they managed to score two more touchdowns in the fourth, but the Purples scored two more. The game ended in an absolute scoring frenzy.

Here's what I took from this game: If Courtney Dalcourt ends up at a 1-AA football program, that lucky school will have the steal of the decade. As a Hilltopper fan, I'd love to see this kid wearing red and gray next season. the guy is a heck of an athlete, and he is among the best football players in the state.

Franklin-Simpson is the most dangerous .500 football team in the Commonwealth. They won't be .500 for long, and should finish the season 6-4. Sorry, Coach Schlosser, the Wildcats are good, but I don't see them beating Fort Campbell on the road. The Wildcats are off next week then they paly three at home before heading to The Fort.

Tip to Coach Schlosser: When you play Fort Campbell, stay out of Oak Grove, unless you have a post game steak at Charlie's. There are rites-of-passage available in Oak Grove, but for young football players a steak at Charlie's is the only one they need to experience.

Also, Tevin Barksdale can run the ball late in the game with four or five guys on his back. He had a run in the fourth quarter and carried three Franklin defenders five yards. I'd hate to have to try and tackle him in the open field.

OBSERVATIONS

Doctor, Doctor: Apparently, in order to be eligible for Homecoming Queen at BGHS, you have to be the daughter of a local doctor. Th elist of last names for the candidates and their escorts are all the ones my insurance company has paid. For a minute I thought I was listening to pages at the Medical Center.

Throw Backs?: Bowling Green's cheerleaders celebrated Homecoming by climbing into an attic at the school and dragging out old uniforms. It was a nice touch. I did notice that none of them wore the long sleeve sweaters, knee socks, longer skirts, and carried gigantic pompoms like they did back in my day. It wasn't so much of a "throw back" as a "toss back." Wait! Toss back? That's a whole 'nother subject.

National Geographic Moment: The stadium lights attracted some of the most impressively large grasshoppers I've seen outside of National Geographic photos from Africa. One kid crushed one in front of me, and it sounded like he crushed a bag of potato chips.

ESPN: I guess they broadcasted last night's game in Bowling Green. There were cameras there, and the one in the north endzone was up in one of the most precarious looking contraptions. I can't even describe it, but they would have to pay me hazardous duty pay to ascend in that thing.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Bowling Green 59 - Greenwood 7

By J. Trace Kirkwood

Greenwood's Hunter Thompson should consider this subject for an English essay: Fear and Loathing at El Donaldson Stadium. The Gators have never won at Bowling Green's home field. Heck, I don't think they've ever beaten the Purples on any football field.

When the Hell's Angels discovered that gonzo journalist, Hunter S. Thompson, who was a native of Louisville and an alumnus of Male High School, might profit from writing an article about them, they beat him nearly to death. I'm not trying to say that the Bowling Green football team is the Hell's Angel's, but they keep putting a good beating on their crosstown rival Greenwood. They beat the Gators 56-0 last season, and this game seemed to be headed that same direction.

On the second play of the game Bowling Green's J.P. Jackson connected with Lavance Anderson for a 78 yard catch and run touchdown pass. Less than a minute later Jay Beard blocked a Greenwood punt, which resulted in a touchdown, and the Gators found themselves on the short end of a 14-0 score.

The Gators stopped a Bowling Green from scoring a touchdown only once in the first quarter. Then, the Purples had to settle for a Max Oldham field goal. Tevin Barksdale scored a touchdown with 53 seconds left in the quarter, and as time expired Tyreon Clark intercepted the ball and ran it back for a touchdown.

At the end of the first quarter, Greenwood was in a 31-0 hole.

Bowling Green slowed down a bit in the second quarter. Instead of scoring touchdowns at a frenzied pace, they scored only one in the quarter and took a 38-0 lead into the break.

In the locker room Hunter Thompson probably pondered writing Bowling Green Purples: The Strange and Terrible Saga of a Really Good Football Team. At halftime, I pondered why I came to this game instead going to see a game with two teams in Scottsville.

The second half was more of the same, although Bowling Green only mustered three touchdowns in the half.

Greenwood did sneak in a score with 1:09 left in the contest, but Tevin Barksdale took the Gators' kickoff 96 yards for a touchdown. It was Greenwood's The Curse of Lono condensed into Barksdale's hundred yard dash -- give or take a few yards.

Hunter! The football season is NOT over.

OBSERVATIONS

To The Max: I hope some colleges -- especially my alma mater -- are after Max Oldham. The kid can flat out kick a football. He kicks it out of the back of the endzone on kickoffs, and the one field goal he had split the uprights. He's very good.

Who Let the Dogs Out?: Uh, ahem. I'm not sure if I can come up with a tactful way of putting this. I always laugh when I see cheerleaders and dance teams dance to this song. I won't include a link, but people should consider the lyrics of a song before they use them. Trust me, I'm not offended by this because I'm not easily offended, but it's humorous when people don't really listen to what a song is saying. I think I've written about a funny thing at Male High School when I was a student there many moons ago. Our cheerleaders had a catchy cheer that went "WE ARE MALE BULLDOGS!" I've never thought self-deprecation worked for cheerleaders.


Dear Old High School: It's sort of strange for a Male High alumnus to watch a Bowling Green game. The purple and gold. The letter "H." It's all very familiar. There's also the familiarity of winning a lot of games and going deep into the playoffs only to watch someone else carry off the big trophy.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Warren East 36 - Bardstown 35

By J. Trace Kirkwood

The last time I saw a football game at Warren East was in the fall of 1984 when I went to their Homecoming with a recent alumnus who was my friend at WKU. It was somewhat of a culture shock for me because I was just weeks from having spent most of my time and life in Louisville. That's the first night I met my friend's sister, who was wickedly beautiful and also shot-down in the Homecoming Queen voting. I have to admit that I questioned the judgment of Warren East students when I met her because my friend had already told me she lost the voting.

I also remember that they played "Cow Chip Bingo" at some point during the night. Remember folks, I grew up in Louisville, and I went to a downtown school. The closest cattle to Male High School were breathing their last breaths at the Bourbon Stock Yards and Fischer's Meat Packing. I don't remember the details because I probably opted to watch my friend's sister rather than a cow standing on a football field about to have a bowel movement. The choice, well, seemed obvious.

Fast forward 24 years to Friday night in Bristow, Kentucky. I can't attest for the tastes of the Warren East student body, but I do know that Raider football team is much improved from 24 seasons ago. They play hard. Coach Ben Bruni gets the most out of his players, and they never give up. Never!

Bruni is armed with superb athletes like Shenard Holton, who is one of the best athletes in the state and runs like whirling top through defensive backfields. He also plays defense and pops players like an angry steer (I guess my memories of Warren East has left me with images of cows, which is kind of surprising to me). Antonious "Fuzz" Owens plays on both sides of the ball and can move his 205 pound frame in ways that don't seem humanly possible. On the defensive side of the ball, linebacker Jeremy Werner pursues and destroys quarterbacks and running backs.

I anticipated a good game because East and Bardstown tangled to a 27-20 game last season with the Raiders prevailing. It was even better this season.

I could waste words describing how Shenard Holton and Fuzz Owens made impressive runs and catches to score touchdowns and how Bardstown answered back with their own touchdowns. I could do the same and describe how the Tigers ended up with a 21-14 lead at halftime.

Neither team was ever in control of the game. One of the things I love about high school football is how quickly the momentum shifts back-and-forth when two good teams are on the field. That was the case Friday night at Warren East.

The only time I thought a team might have control of the game was when Bardstown took a 35-22 lead in the fourth quarter and the Raider defense looked tired. They never looked defeated, though, and that's what counts.

After Bardstown took the commanding 13 point lead with 6:16 left in the game Warren East dug down deep and found a way to put together a quick drive. Fuzz Owens scored with 5:02 left and put the Raiders within touchdown of the visitors. I think the East fans felt a sense of hopelessness when the Raiders failed on the two point conversion.

East's defense impressed me at this point in the game. They looked tired. They played tired. Heck, they were tired. Instead of giving up they found a way to stuff the Tigers' offense, which had easily marched down the field on their previous possession. They backed Bardstown up to the one yard line, and the Tigers' punter kicked the ball from the back of the end zone to the his own 26 yard line.

Warren East took over with 2:46 left in the game. East quickly moved the ball to the goal line, but had some trouble getting through the Bardstown defensive line to score. It worked to their advantage. With 30 seconds left, Holton rushed the short yardage for the touchdown. East converted for two points and took a 36-35 lead.

Bardstown had one last chance, but I decided that their quarterback couldn't throw the ball down the field very well. They kept trying these short dump and run plays that got them nothing with a determined East defense.

The Raiders win in Cardiac Kids fashion.

That's two great football games in as many weeks. This is great!


OBSERVATIONS

Duck Footed Tigers: Some of Bardstown's players wore gold colored cleats. It made them look like they had duck feet. I wonder if they know it looks funny.

Why?: Why do football scoreboards have tenths of seconds these days. I've been watching football since I was a curtain climber when Earl Morrall played for the Miami Dolphins, and I've never seen a split second matter a whole lot at the end of a football game (in terms of on the clock). After all, the clock doesn't end a play until the ball is dead. It's a game of inches, not seconds.

Friendliest People: Warren East fans and staff are some of the friendliest. When I got my ticket and went through the gate, three people thanked me for coming to the game. After the game, I wanted to thank them for such a good show. So, if any of you are reading, THANKS!


Cow Chip Bingo Redux: I lost the cow chip bingo contest that night so long ago. I seem to remember that the cow wouldn't...well...nevermind, so they drew the numbers. I would've had the prize if the cow made the decision. It makes me wonder: How much Ex-lax would it take to make a difference for a cow?

Homecoming Queen Redux: What the heck were you people thinking?!

A Team to Watch: Watch out for the Graves County Eagles. They are 3-0 and have beaten Tilghman and Marshall County. They tangle with Mayfield next week.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

The Pigskin Classic, Franklin, Kentucky

By J. Trace Kirkwood

They're not talkin' pork rinds.

In Franklin, Kentucky, pigskin talk means football, and this year they put together a couple of nice football games for the folks of Simpson County to enjoy. It's a great deal, too. I paid six bucks to see two high school football games, and the concessions are great and reasonably priced. Next September, if a family is looking for a great way to spend a beautiful September Saturday night, I recommend that they point their cars down U.S. 31-W and find their way to James "Shadetree" Matthews Stadium, which is near the end of College Street and take in the Pigskin Bowl.

Game 1: Russellville 36 - Barren County 21

The Panthers from Russellville were smarting after Franklin-Simpson laid a 47-15 shellacking on them at Rhea Stadium a week earlier. It didn't look good for Russellville at first. Barren County scored first and quickly and seemed to have the momentum early in the game. A defensive lapse left a Barren County player wide open and the quarterback nailed him with a pass. I apologize for not having players' names, but I had just walked into the stadium when Barren County scored.

The Trojans seemed in control and had a their one touchdown lead at the end of the first quarter.

In the second quarter, Russellville found their momentum that seemed lost in their nightmare game against Franklin-Simpson last week. Fifty-nine seconds into the second quarter quarterback D.J. Quarles played a nice fake and rambled 26 yards for a touchdown to tie the game. Then, with 3:43 left in the half Quarles connected with Zach Smith for a 64 yard touchdown pass to put the Panthers ahead 14-7. Momentum loves to switch sides in football, and Russellville was riding high after the second touchdown.

Barren County committed one of the mortal sins of football by fumbling the ball with just 1:33 left in the first half. The Panthers, bolstered by Smith's catch and scramble touchdown seemed to be in control of the game, and a late half touchdown would have put them in complete control. Russellville was on their way to a touchdown but fumbled the ball with 1.1 seconds left on the clock and deep in Trojan territory.

Barren County dodged a deadly bullet.

Russellville controlled the third quarter, though. Damien Elam, who was the game's MVP, was everywhere. First of all, he plays on both sides of the ball and plays them well. Elam is only a sophomore but plays the defensive backfield like a pro. He anticipates ball movement well and made several tackles by coming all the way across the field and knocking the blocks off of the Barren County rushers. I had little doubt he would be the MVP. He was certainly going to get the Pick and Roll (aka Hook and Ladder) MVP award for the game.

Elam also caught a 27 yard touchdown pass in the third quarter.

Russellville had a commanding lead at the end of three: 29-7 after a 73 touchdown run.

Barren County mounted a good fourth quarter rally with two touchdowns, but the game was out of reach. The drama in the fourth quarter was that the last seven or eight minutes was played with a blacked out scoreboard. Fans were clueless about the amount of time left in the game. Finally, as the two teams were about to lineup, the officials blew their whistles and the game was over. It reminded me of playing sandlot football as a kid back in Louisville. When it was time for one of our Catholic families to have supper, our games ended. We sometimes stopped in the middle of a play. All of our players were off to supper.

Russellville won 36-21 and evened their season at 1-1.


Game 2: Daviess County 25 - Franklin-Simpson 20


This is the best high school football game I've seen in a long time. I've only made it to Bowling Green games in the past couple of season, and they pounded their opponents in those games. The Purples can beat everybody except for teams north of Elizabethtown.

Franklin-Simpson was coming off their pasting of the Panthers in Russellville last week and were ranked 7th in 3A football. Daviess County upended Evansville Harrison in the Border Classic in Owensboro last week, and the Panthers were ranked 10th in 6A ball.

This is the game I was there to see. I knew the Wildcats were good after watching them put the smack down on Russellville a week before, and I knew that Courtney Dalcourt and Patrick Flippin would prove to a handful for Daviess County. My brother-in-law, who is from Hancock County, is friends with Daviess County Coach Marcus Kimbrell, so that is another reason we decide to take in the Pigskin Classic.

Franklin-Simpson drew first blood in the game when Courtney Dalcourt, who is one of the best athletes in the state this season, turned prime Daviess County pass coverage into a touchdown when he hustled into the endzone with 10:19 to play.

I really knew nothing about Daviess County. The last time they had a real good season was when I was listening to "Men at Work" cassette tapes, wearing peg-leg jeans and Cheeno shirts, and mullets were actually in style.

The Panthers are led by quarterback Cole Lanham, who is a left handed kid who settles into the pocket and zips perfect spirals right into the numbers of his receivers. He can also scramble and rush very well. One of his favorite targets is Joey "Kosmo" Kramer (I made up that nickname, but I did scan their roster for a kid named Costanza). Kramer is unafraid to raise up his arms and catch high thrown balls in the middle of the field. When I was a kid we called these "hospital catches."

I noticed that Lanham also had a target named Chad McCain. Everyone! Please! Let's keep this kid out of Florida on the first Tuesday in November. I thought it was funny that a lefty was willing to throw the ball to a kid named "McCain." I also wondered if it takes a 42 year old woman from Alaska to keep him in the ballgame.

Lanham linked up with Kramer at the 9:09 mark in the first quarter to tie the score. This is when I first sensed that we were going to be witness to a great football game. The quarter ended with the score 7-7.

The two teams matched each other in the second quarter. Neither team could score. Well, without sounding too corny, it was a cat fight.

I hope I have the kid's name right. I think it was Hayden Williams for Franklin-Simpson got tangled up in a crazy Daviess County interception play that ended up with the Wildcats regaining possession after Dylan Clark fumbled the ball. Williams was injured and EMT's had to remove him from the field. Let's hope the kid is alright.

Courtney Dalcourt faked a hand-off and rumbled for 60+ yards for a touchdown, giving his Wildcats a tough earned 14-7 lead. Daviess County answered when Dylan Millay, an incredibly fast runner, scrambled for a touchdown. The Panthers missed the extra-point, so Franklin-Simpson held onto their 14-13 lead, which was the score at halftime.

I thought that the missed PAT could really hurt Daviess County in this game. It was shaping up to a be a close, hard-fought game.

Daviess County opened the second half with an effective drive for a touchdown to take a 19-14 lead. The Panthers did a good job containing Dalcourt and Flippin the third quarter. They bottled both of them up at the line and kept them from getting lose in their backfield. Both are good enough athletes to wreak havoc on defensive backs. I really felt like Daviess County's defense was the key to winning the ballgame. It really says something for them to be able to clog up a guy like Courtney Dalcourt.

The third quarter ended with the score 19-14 in favor of the visitors.

After sacking Dalcourt for a big loss on third down, the Panthers got the ball and scored with 8:43 left in the game. Millay ran a spinning and tackle breaking 21 yards to give Daviess County a 25-14 lead. The Panthers missed the two point conversion.

A chain of events unfolded that only happen in big, exciting games. The contest had the feel of a playoff game.

With 6:39 left in the game, Daviess County intercepted a Dalcourt pass, but they could not capitalize on the turnover. They had to punt, but the punter -- Lanham -- shanked the punt off his shin, and the Wildcats took over on the Daviess County 30 yard line. Twenty seconds later, Dalcourt found Jerrell Wickware in the end zone. They missed the PAT, and the score was 25-20.

Daviess County needed to run out the clock, but they had the worst possession of the game when they needed one of their best. They punted the ball away and Wickware had a great return to the DC's 24 yard line. On fourth down, Daviess County committed pass interference, which gave the Wildcats a fresh set of downs with little time left on the clock.

Dalcourt threw to the back of the end zone on first down, and Daviess County was able to run out the clock.

"County" took home the victory in a great contest. Well worth the six dollars to get in.


OBSERVATIONS

What It Really Means: At halftime of the Russellville-Barren County game, the Russellville Panthers walked out into one of the fields behind Matthews Stadium and knelt down and listened to their coaches. They took shelter in the shade of a big oak tree. A coach or a booster drove a pickup truck out there with jugs of Gatorade on the tailgate. The sun was setting behind that oak tree. It was a great scene. My Louisville friends don't get to see scenes like this up there, but, to me, it's a great piece of Americana to see high school football players spending halftime going over plays in the middle of what could've been a pasture.

Concessions Confessions: I love concession stands at football games. I don't know why, but food at football games is so much better than basketball games. At Franklin, they cook all their food on a this gigantic grill, and all that smoke of those different food gets all mixed up and adds flavor to everything. Plus, $10 will buy all the food you care to eat at "The Shadetree." The ladies at the concession stand are sweeter than west Kentucky tea, too. I might be at every Wildcat home game this season. Heck, I might buy one of those houses on College Street along with a football season ticket.


They Didn't Kill Kenny: Everybody in Franklin knows and loves Kenny Perry. They don't care that he ducked the British Open. I also think that it must be a town or county ordinance that Kenny plays a round of golf with everybody down there. I've not spoken to a single golfer down there who hasn't played a round with him.

Between the Hedges: Franklin-Simpson has a hedge of boxwoods on both sides of the football field. I started looking for UGA VII along the sideline. It's a great place to watch a football game. Did I mention the concession stand?

Name Game

Future Member of U2: Jacob Edge (Daviess County)

Future BMW Dealer: Beamer Barron (Daviess County)

Future Basketball Referee: Gage Hacker (Daviess County)

Future Horse Trainer: Tyler Furlong (Barren County)

Candle Makers in the Making: Jerrell and Darius Wickware

Friday, August 29, 2008

Franklin-Simpson 47 - Russellville 15

By J. Trace Kirkwood

I want to clear up some old and new business before I head into my astute analysis of the football game in Russellville on Friday night. First, take note that my name now appears above the story. A loyal reader pointed out to me that maybe I was hiding my identity from fans, coaches, and players by not putting my name on the stories. I never thought of it that way. They said, "Chris Gregory puts his name on the stories, but you don't. Are you scared?"

There's no yellow stripe on me, and I never intended to shelter my identity from the savvy and intelligent readers of the Pennyrile Pick and Roll. I didn't want the website to be about me, unless I could share something funny or stupid about myself. There's plenty of material to draw from the latter.

Secondly, the Pennyrile Pick and Roll will be loosely known as the Pennyrile Hook and Ladder during the football season. I won't change the banner, but I will be covering some football games this fall.

Finally, my little boy is a Pick and Roll correspondent in the making. I told him he was a skunk tonight because he was being disobedient. He very seriously and with a straight face told me, "I spanked a skunk right on his behind one time, and he didn't even spray me." It was an absolute and complete fabrication, but he told it like it was true. He never recanted his story, either. He's got the skill set to be either a politician or a Pick and Roll writer.

I'm afraid to write too much about the Russellville game because I'm writing a story for High School Zone Magazine about Russellville's stadium and team. There's a good reason for that. When I write for HSZ, I make a little money. When I write stuff for Pick and Roll, well, I generally lose money.

Normally, when I've been to a game at an old stadium like Rhea Stadium in Russellville, I'd go on ad infinitum about the architecture and the atmosphere of the old place because I love old stadiums and gymnasiums. I'm not going to that here because I don't want the publisher of the magazine to phone me and call me bad names. Mostly, I want the checks to clear the bank.

I will say this. When the stadium lights took over after sunset, they were a beacon to every flying, jumping, and crawling bug in Logan County. I was raised up on the edge of the Everglades and swatted fewer bugs on a summer evening. I don't mean anything bad about the stadium because it's a problem for all football stadiums at this time of the year.

Early in the game Franklin-Simpson discovered how to get over and through Russellville's defense. They also capitalized on nearly every mistake the Panthers made during the game. After a fumble at 8:25 in the first quarter, the Wildcats pounced with a touchdown at 7:32 with a pass from Courtney Dalcourt to tight end Jim Murphee.

Franklin-Simpson running back Patrick Flippin had a huge night busting through holes in the Russellville defensive line. The Wildcats spread out their offense, and Russellville had no answer for it. Flippin hung a second touchdown on the Panthers with 3:51 left in the first.

On the kickoff after a missed field goal, Russellville's Damian Elam mishandled the ball but ran the ball back 97 yards for a touchdown. After he fumbled around with the ball inside the five yard line, the Wildcat return coverage split like the Red Sea in front of Moses. Elam's touchdown breathed some life into the Panthers and their fans, but with less than a minute in the quarter Dalcourt connected with Murphee in the endzone by threading a three yard pass through a pair of Panther defenders. The first quarter ended with the Wildcats up 20-7.

In the second quarter Flippin busted a 63 yard ramble through the middle of Russellville's defense and scored a touchdown. Dalcourt found Zack Herrington in the endzone for another touchdown with 3:51 left in the half. Franklin-Simpson took a commanding 34-7 lead to the locker room.

Late in the third quarter, Russellville Head Coach John Myers replaced starting quarterback Zach Smith with sophomore D.J. Quarles. It seemed that Quarles brought another dimension to the position because he was able to run the ball better than Smith. With 9:24 left in the game, Quarles linked up with Zach Smith, who was playing wide receiver, for a 60+ yard touchdown pass. Smith ran past all the Wildcat defenders.

Russellville opted for the two point conversion and handed the ball off to Damian Elam, who made the athletic play of the night. He jumped over a diving Wildcat defender to convert the extra-points.

Franklin-Simpson should have a good ball team this season with Courtney Dalcourt at quarterback and athletic receivers like Murphee and Herrington. Patrick Flippin adds another dimension to their offense out of the backfield, not too mention Dalcourt skills at scrambling. Dalcourt, however, needs to give up on the scramble and throw the ball out of bounds after he has rolled out of the tackle box.

Russellville? They are going to have to start popping people on the football field. They don't seem to play very physical football, and they have to quit making so many mistakes. The turn the ball over too much, and their special teams are inconsistent.

OBSERVATIONS

What is this, Exxon? Fans have to shell out five bucks for a program and roster at Rhea Stadium. The program is for all the fall sports, but five bucks?! I'm just kidding because I know it helps fund some of the athletics programs. I was hoping for a coupon for Roy's barbecue.

It's Rigged! Russellville Independent School System's superintendent's wife won the drawing at Rhea Stadium. Hey, now!

Funny Story: One of my best friends, Russ Cummins, who does the play-by-play for Fern Creek High School football told me a story about his uncle "R.D." R.D. played for Bowling Green years ago when the Purples and the Panthers tangled every year. A Russellville player delivered a crushing blow to my friend's uncle, but R.D. jumped right back up and ran to the sideline and sat down on the bench. There was a problem, though. The hit knocked the sense out of the player, and he was sitting on Russellville's bench. The Panther players got away from him like he just walked out of the reactor core at Three Mile Island. Bowling Green had to dispatch a manager to retrieve their discombobulated player. If I remember right, that happened at Rhea Stadium.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Basketball Lamentations

"The roads to Jerusalem are in mourning, no longer filled with crowds on their way to celebrate the Temple festivals."

Basketball gyms and arenas across the Pennyrile are quiet on Friday nights in the summer. There might be a handful of friends or players running the court in a pick-up game, but, for the most part, the lights are off and dust gathers waiting for the first stirrings of practice in the fall.

I love baseball, so I settle into that cove during the summer, but in Bowling Green baseball season pretty much ends when the Hilltoppers play their last game at Nick Denes Field. I can keep up with the St. Louis Cardinals via the internet, but I lament June around here. There's no basketball. There's no baseball. There's heat and humidity, and I mow my lawn counting the days until the high school football season starts. That helps a lot. It speeds the time until the first tipoff of the season.

By the way, for a few weeks this fall Pennyrile Pick and Roll will become Pennyrile Hook and Ladder because I will cover some football games around the region. There's nothing better than spending a mild fall evening watching high school football.

I've got to find out if Owensboro plays Breckinridge County and find that lady who takes off a piece of clothing every time the Red Devils score. I only saw her when they played Bowling Green. It was cold and the Red Devils only got on the board twice.

Still, I lament the wait for basketball season.

No Chris Gregory and I are not eating children or struggle at millstones. Our children do not stagger under heavy loads of wood.

Still, I was driven to watch NBA basketball. Oh, the sorrows we bear! Yeah, yeah. I know there's some NBA fans out there, but I've never been able to watch professional basketball very much. One night I switched off the basketball game and started watching hockey. I mean no offense to fans of "The Association." I've tried to like it.

I guess it's sort of like green olives. They look good but taste awful. No matter how many times one might get suckered into eating a green olive they're always going to taste terrible.

"Give us back the joys we once had!"

No, my name is not Jeremiah.

My kids went to Bowling Green High School's basketball camp. This was their second year to attend the camp, and they love it. They come home throwing bounce passes and guarding each other with a proper defensive stance. We live in Warren Central's district, so I tell them to be careful sporting those purple and gold t-shirts.

I want to say thanks to all the coaches and players at BGHS for enhancing my kids' love of basketball.

Chris Gregory is going to post something about coaching changes in the Fifth Region. There's nothing going on in the Fourth.

Damon Tabor, who was principal at Rockfield Elementary, is apparently going to coach the girls' team at Warren Central. He retired from Rockfield at the end of the school year. He wore out his electric paddle on my kids, so he decided to retire.

Hang in there hoops fans.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Pick and Roll Parody

Ah, yes, the ivory towers of academia bristle with the Newtonian genius of McQuady, Kentucky's number one sage. This should build the confidence of the Commonwealth that her children are being well educated at institutions of higher learning like Western Kentucky University -- the Harvard of South Central Kentucky -- when they see this kind of creativity emerging from the tiled and marbled hallways of The Hill.

The song can be sung to the old Dr. Hook song "Cover of the Rolling Stone." It's always been one of my favorite songs, so I think it is funny that someone came up with a parody of Pick and Roll using that song. I started thinking about the song when I started writing columns for High School Zone Magazine and took copies to my parents in Mayfield, "Gonna buy five copies for my mother."

Chris Gregory and I don't have Indian gurus or teenage, blue-eyed groupies, and neither of us wears an eye-patch. I don't have a limo for my poor old gray haired daddy to drive, either.

If you don't know the tune follow the above link and listen. Here you go:

Well I’m a big time blogger
Not killing trees like a logger
And I write about things I know
I write about history and I write about hoops
I’m not worried about making much dough
I’ve got a big gas bill that gives my wife a cold chill
But it’s a chill that has got to go
When my wife starts reading what’s I’m writing
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll

(Pick and Roll) Wanna read the stories by your lover?
(Roll) Wanna send the link to your mother?
(Roll) Wanna see what I’ll write next
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll


I’m not shady just taking my old lady
To gyms that she ain’t never seen
I got my little son and daughter
Taking notes for our e-zine
Now it’s all designed to cover our region
But the region won’t really be covered
Until your team hosts a game that’ll get you
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll

(Pick and Roll) Wanna read the stories that we cover?
(Roll) Wanna write about some others?
(Roll) Wanna see what we’ll write next
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll

I’ve got me a 5th Region correspondent
Who’ll write anything I want
I got a fancy web counter
That’s keeping track of the hits
I got all the space that a blog provides
So I never have to cut it off
And I’ll keep writing and you’ll keep reading
What’s on the Pennyrile Pick and Roll

(Pick and Roll) Wanna read the stories that we cover?
(Roll) Wanna send a link to your mothers?
(Roll) Wanna see what we’ll write next
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll
On the Pennyrile Pick and Roll